Friday, December 13, 2002

my mom just called me.

mom: you got a package from verizon.

me: verizon?

mom: yes, verizon.

me: you're sure it's verizon?

mom: *yes*, marco, verizon.

me: are you sure you don't mean amazon.

mom: yes, that's what i said.

me: (cutting open wrists with my staple remover.)

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