Friday, December 13, 2002
my mom just called me.
mom: you got a package from verizon.
me: verizon?
mom: yes, verizon.
me: you're sure it's verizon?
mom: *yes*, marco, verizon.
me: are you sure you don't mean amazon.
mom: yes, that's what i said.
me: (cutting open wrists with my staple remover.)
mom: you got a package from verizon.
me: verizon?
mom: yes, verizon.
me: you're sure it's verizon?
mom: *yes*, marco, verizon.
me: are you sure you don't mean amazon.
mom: yes, that's what i said.
me: (cutting open wrists with my staple remover.)


