Tuesday, December 14, 2004
not to be confused with the pam grier movie...
this past sunday, dw and i went to amy ruth’s restaurant to get out breakfast on. when we got there, we noticed that there was a line outside and opted against dining there, as we were both starving and not in the mood to wait. as we were standing in front of the restaurant trying to figure out where else we should go, we hear some woman behind us yell out, “yo, fuck what all dem hoes say! i been a loyal fan since day one!” at first i figured that the person yelling was just one of the many charming lunatics that this fair city is known for, but then i turned around and saw who she was addressing. standing on line was none other than the ill nana herself, foxy brown, smiling and absently waving to her boisterous fan.
having figured out where we’d eat, dw and i headed away, regretting not having said anything to mizz brown, like, “oh my god! can i have your autograph, li’l kim?” or “you were my favorite member of destiny’s child! they never shoulda have kicked you out.”
UPDATE: i got e-scooped by my own boyfriend!
having figured out where we’d eat, dw and i headed away, regretting not having said anything to mizz brown, like, “oh my god! can i have your autograph, li’l kim?” or “you were my favorite member of destiny’s child! they never shoulda have kicked you out.”
UPDATE: i got e-scooped by my own boyfriend!
# posted by Sweatpants Money : 12/14/2004 11:43:00 AM
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OOOO OOO OO!!!!! This reminds me of my favorite party game, Destiny's Child Trivia!
Guess who I am:
1. "OH, so now you want to explore solo projects? That's fine. My back was killing me from carrying you gloried back up bitches anyway! you'll be calling my agent in 6 months -- after I get top billing in a summer blockbuster, sleep with three gangsta rappers and have 4 solo tracks in the top 40."
2. "Take your Demi Moore, Harvey Firestein love child sounding ass and step off. I'm gonna be in Freddy VS. Jason and everyone is gonna love me more than you. you'll see."
3. "Hip hop, fame, fortune and talent isn't important you guys. I've discovered the true rewards of god. I'm going gospel because I've found Jesus, but call me as soon as you want to get back together, okay? Promise?"
Answers: 1. Be-girldontneedalastname-once. 2. Kelly Knowles. 3. the other girl.
Guess who I am:
1. "OH, so now you want to explore solo projects? That's fine. My back was killing me from carrying you gloried back up bitches anyway! you'll be calling my agent in 6 months -- after I get top billing in a summer blockbuster, sleep with three gangsta rappers and have 4 solo tracks in the top 40."
2. "Take your Demi Moore, Harvey Firestein love child sounding ass and step off. I'm gonna be in Freddy VS. Jason and everyone is gonna love me more than you. you'll see."
3. "Hip hop, fame, fortune and talent isn't important you guys. I've discovered the true rewards of god. I'm going gospel because I've found Jesus, but call me as soon as you want to get back together, okay? Promise?"
Answers: 1. Be-girldontneedalastname-once. 2. Kelly Knowles. 3. the other girl.
i think #2's real last name is rowland or rowlands.
also, my favorite line from blossom is from a v.special episode where six is jealous of blossom and her boyfriend. she tells blossom that she feels like "the other girl from wilson philips." when blossom asked her what she meant, she said, "there's the pretty one, the fat one and the other one." wendy wilson, we hardly knew ya...
also, my favorite line from blossom is from a v.special episode where six is jealous of blossom and her boyfriend. she tells blossom that she feels like "the other girl from wilson philips." when blossom asked her what she meant, she said, "there's the pretty one, the fat one and the other one." wendy wilson, we hardly knew ya...
you're right. I think b's last name is knowles now that you mention it. I suck. my joke is ruined. I'm donating the internet to Howard Brown health center as I obviously don't deserve it.
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