Musings from the God of Cities

i know this it's tired and clichéd to list the words and phrases people googled to get to my site, but it's still new to me so suck it, nerds!

in no particular order:

purring shins
ryori no tetsujin
homothug (people found my site searching for this literally dozens of times)
mango addict shirt
sucked-your-own-dick (in Arabic, no less!)
“physical dangers of fisting”
learn to fart state
wise mountain ape
chinatsu ban central park
necrophilia homo mallard
i’m mad at the dirt
"Eli, Patrick" + death
krappenfest
degrassi dylan marco
manpanion (like, a jillion times)

i also get tons of hits from people doing a google image search for this picture that i took on a trip to p.s.1 a while back:


unfortunately, i can't figure out what people are searching for, but i imagine that since i'd captioned the photo "gay or european" people might be searching for that, as the picture comes up when you do an image search for that phrase. what's curious is that most of the people who find that picture through an image search are in europe. what's even more curious is that they click through to the picture despite it's obvious lack of nudity and/or HARD! CORE! ACTION!