Thursday, June 08, 2006
hipsters are retarded.
i'd heard there was a special olympics barbie and figured she'd make a fantastic playmate for my becky ---the school photographer--- doll. a quick search on ebay revelaed two things: first of all, there's no such thing as a special olympics barbie. second of all, the special olympics are totally the new myspace. doing my search, i found four honest-to-goodness skinny hipster boys modeling special olympics shirts.

this guy technically lives in bushwick, but insists its 'billyburg'.

this fellow is selling his shirt to pay for his coke.

this guy looks like he might actually be retarded.


this dude is the king of all the other special needs hipsters on account of his ironical sunglasses and tattoo sleeve.

this guy technically lives in bushwick, but insists its 'billyburg'.

this fellow is selling his shirt to pay for his coke.

this guy looks like he might actually be retarded.


this dude is the king of all the other special needs hipsters on account of his ironical sunglasses and tattoo sleeve.



