Monday, October 23, 2006
choose your own adventure.
i was playing around with pictures from my recent trip to d.c. and noticed that some of the pictures i took in the hirshhorn museum's sculpture garden looked as if they could tell some kind of narrative story. i tried thinking up some sharp dialog for the statues, or some clever narration to explain what was going on. but then i realized i am neither sharp nor clever. perhaps some of you are? if so, please enter what you think would be some good (witty, ridiculous, tragically ludicrous, ludicrously tragic) dialog or narration to go with the stories in the comments section. the best entry. the winner wins... uhm... a vague sense of satisfaction?
1. "____________________________"
2. "____________________________"
3. "____________________________"
4. "____________________________"
p.s. yes, i do realize that i only have about 2 readers, and that no one will probably participate, but one never knows until one tries, n'est pas?
1. "____________________________"
2. "____________________________"
3. "____________________________"
4. "____________________________"
p.s. yes, i do realize that i only have about 2 readers, and that no one will probably participate, but one never knows until one tries, n'est pas?
# posted by Sweatpants Money : 10/23/2006 12:10:00 AM
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mine starts at picture 2 and progresses to 4. unfortunately it's not funny at all but i wanted to show my witless support....
2. *upper class english accent* 'don't look now thelonious, perhaps i'm just paranoid but i have a terrible fear that we're being watched....'
3. *continues in upper class english accent* 'no.... no.... i'm sure of it. he's looking at us thelonious. quick now, grab him!'
4. *thelonious lunges and in a high pitched merseyside accent* ''ey up chuck, ya doin' me 'ead in chasin' down ma dicky mint an' me like. get thou over the water pronto!' *bemused woman carries on walking into the sunset and lives happily ever after*
2. *upper class english accent* 'don't look now thelonious, perhaps i'm just paranoid but i have a terrible fear that we're being watched....'
3. *continues in upper class english accent* 'no.... no.... i'm sure of it. he's looking at us thelonious. quick now, grab him!'
4. *thelonious lunges and in a high pitched merseyside accent* ''ey up chuck, ya doin' me 'ead in chasin' down ma dicky mint an' me like. get thou over the water pronto!' *bemused woman carries on walking into the sunset and lives happily ever after*
# posted by 
: 12:32 AM
: 12:32 AM
your support (witless or otherwise) is appreciated, mister bacon.
...and merseyside accents are *never* not funny!
...and merseyside accents are *never* not funny!
All I could come up with was that one of them had a cold sore. I tried to make a story out of it, but it short of even tony bacon's ham-handed attempt.
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