Monday, December 11, 2006

walk of fame.

this is a list of celebrities I saw yesterday while walking from central park to hell’s kitchen, arranged in chronological order, and coincidentally by decreasing level of relative fame:

gavin rosdale and gwen stefani with their baby. the baby went “ah!” and gwen said, “oh, look who’s talking!”

michael stipe (walking into a bank on the upper west side)

anderson cooper (walking with some middle-aged dude by the Time Warner Center)


jack ferver (jimmy tickles from “strangers with candy”) 9th ave in the 50’s.

i don't mean to come off like a starfucker or whatever. i just think it's kinda funny that i should see so many famous(ish) people in the time it takes to walk 30 blocks. i'd have thought it were just as notable if i'd seen as many albinos or gypsies in the same amount of time.

Comments:
Ah, Anderson Cooper, the best sighting of all, IMO.
 
So, how many of those celebrities got away from you without a blowjob. Starfucker indeed!
 
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