Monday, February 26, 2007
around the armory show in sixty seconds
i've done this a few times already and am all out of shtick. that's why this post is gonna just be bullet points. long story short: went to the armory show, saw some art.
check it out:
wacky food art
fluorescent multicolored animal doing drugs
leiff garrett devotees
grossness
floaty heads
little blue monster
big blue monster
newark rapper redman
this lady
googley eyes
people as art
art as people
their mom kept trying to get them to get closer to the figure so she could take a picture of the them with it, but they were kinda put off and didn't wanna get near it.
and finally, the best piece of art at the whole show:
best. shirt. ever.
check it out:
wacky food art
fluorescent multicolored animal doing drugs
leiff garrett devotees
grossness
floaty heads
little blue monster
big blue monster
newark rapper redman
this lady
googley eyes
people as art
art as people
their mom kept trying to get them to get closer to the figure so she could take a picture of the them with it, but they were kinda put off and didn't wanna get near it.
and finally, the best piece of art at the whole show:
best. shirt. ever.
Labels: armory (fo') sho'
Tuesday, March 14, 2006
arm(or)y( show) of me
once again the armory show (a collection of hundreds of galleries from around the world getting together to display their wares.) has reared its artful, beer-shaped head.
and once again, i decided to go check it out and show y'all what i felt were highlights. here they is. enjoy!
this painting depicted a prosciutto (sorry folks, i gotta keep it real by keeping it real italian) being pecked at by a murder of crows, what you can't necessarily tell is that the crows are actually pulling what look like chunks of bloody meat off of the painting. pretty neat.
continuing the theme of gore, were
this deer skull
these shot-through heads.
and this maggoty skeleton
but the armory show isn't just about carrion, it's also about sexiness. par example this painting
the writing says, "This shows Miss Siegle's pussy, which we love. It smells bad but good. God, we love fucking her. Thank you for her."
and this piece, (which, i believe is by patricia piccinini) and is as sexy coming...
...as it is going. uhm, may i please have some fries with that shake?
there were paintings and drawerings
there were sculptures and figures of people
what happened to andraé?
and everything in between
tt: armory+show, art
and once again, i decided to go check it out and show y'all what i felt were highlights. here they is. enjoy!
this painting depicted a prosciutto (sorry folks, i gotta keep it real by keeping it real italian) being pecked at by a murder of crows, what you can't necessarily tell is that the crows are actually pulling what look like chunks of bloody meat off of the painting. pretty neat.
continuing the theme of gore, were
this deer skull
these shot-through heads.
and this maggoty skeleton
but the armory show isn't just about carrion, it's also about sexiness. par example this painting
the writing says, "This shows Miss Siegle's pussy, which we love. It smells bad but good. God, we love fucking her. Thank you for her."
and this piece, (which, i believe is by patricia piccinini) and is as sexy coming...
...as it is going. uhm, may i please have some fries with that shake?
there were paintings and drawerings
there were sculptures and figures of people
what happened to andraé?
and everything in between
tt: armory+show, art
Labels: armory (fo') sho'
